Prime Minister Imran Khan’s former special assistant Zulfiqar “Zulfi” Bukhari has announced that the PTI government is going to start training at various polytechnic institutes in the emerging field of Getting Lied About.
“We can earn a lot of foreign exchange through this sector,” he said, while speaking to reporters after having collected the £50,000 fine that Prime Minister Imran Khan’s former wife Reham Khan was ordered by the court to pay Bukhari over some slanderous allegations she had made about him.
“We’re looking at Short Certificate in Getting Lied About, then Post-Grad Diploma and also the relatively more comprehensive Diploma in Associate Engineering (Being Lied About.)”
“Course structure would include how to follow things up legally and also how to get someone to lie about you in the first place,” he said.
By the filing of this report, the plan had been shelved after it was revealed that former Punjab caretaker Chief Minister Najam Sethi was planning to enroll in the course over the “35 painchurr” allegations made against him by Imran Khan.
