PSX market rally, gym memberships spike in first week of 2026, attributed to new year’s resolutions
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Arif Habib Group’s first meeting with PIA management delayed; moved to 2:30 AM Thursday
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Nation aghast after chief crypto bro turns out to be crypto bro
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Third of federal deficit financing achievable through collecting fines by suing Pakistani political YouTubers abroad, says finance ministry
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Idea that MilBus corporates have it easy is lazy, says CEO of MilBus corporation between 4th and 5th hole on Wednesday afternoon
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CCP cracks down on 5 Gynea hospitals that required babies to be enrolled in group-owned kindergarten and then schools
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Will govt guarantee citizens’ data won’t be sold on dark web, asks MNA Saima Yousaf (DOB: 07-11-1974; Temp Address: # 177 MNA Hostel; Perm...
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Authorities continue to block Pak-Afghan trade to send tough message to Pakistani economy
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New digital news platform lays off 37 new employees before lunch break on first day
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GB tourism can pay off our IMF loans, says PTI’s improved former finance czar after much introspection and regret
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Personal finance experts advise 4-hour daily commute for electric car purchase to start making financial sense
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New “culturally adapted” Urdu language Monopoly board-game to include greasing officials’ palms for tax rebates, losing bids to MILBUS companies and factories burnt down...
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Govt plans to solve ballooning pensions problem by raising retirement age to 101 years
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Competition Commission staff drowns its sorrows in Murree Brewery products after hearing Murree Brewery crossed $100 million in yearly revenue
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Friend who couldn’t clear CSS exam, friend who cleared and got assigned Income Tax Group, both scrolling through Instagram throughout day
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