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Undecided JF-17 Thunder customer wants to see another advertisement/mini-war before making purchase

PSX market rally, gym memberships spike in first week of 2026, attributed to new year’s resolutions

Arif Habib Group’s first meeting with PIA management delayed; moved to 2:30 AM Thursday

Nation aghast after chief crypto bro turns out to be crypto bro

Third of federal deficit financing achievable through collecting fines by suing Pakistani political YouTubers abroad, says finance ministry

Idea that MilBus corporates have it easy is lazy, says CEO of MilBus corporation between 4th and 5th hole on Wednesday afternoon

CCP cracks down on 5 Gynea hospitals that required babies to be enrolled in group-owned kindergarten and then schools

Will govt guarantee citizens’ data won’t be sold on dark web, asks MNA Saima Yousaf (DOB: 07-11-1974; Temp Address: # 177 MNA Hostel; Perm Address: H. 117-B, St 45, Gulbahar Colony, Multan; Blood Grp A+)

Authorities continue to block Pak-Afghan trade to send tough message to Pakistani economy

New digital news platform lays off 37 new employees before lunch break on first day

GB tourism can pay off our IMF loans, says PTI’s improved former finance czar after much introspection and regret

Personal finance experts advise 4-hour daily commute for electric car purchase to start making financial sense

New “culturally adapted” Urdu language Monopoly board-game to include greasing officials’ palms for tax rebates, losing bids to MILBUS companies and factories burnt down to blasphemy mobs

Govt plans to solve ballooning pensions problem by raising retirement age to 101 years

Competition Commission staff drowns its sorrows in Murree Brewery products after hearing Murree Brewery crossed $100 million in yearly revenue

Friend who couldn’t clear CSS exam, friend who cleared and got assigned Income Tax Group, both scrolling through Instagram throughout day

Govt says influencer who thinks Moon is centre of solar system should’ve distinguished between betting on derivatives and betting through gambling apps

PSX will grow even more if League govt stays in power, says teary-eyed PTI-voting sales executive trying to sell you mutual fund

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